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BluntTee – Wear Your Wit!

Let Your T-Shirt Do the Talking

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Warning: Your wardrobe is about to get a whole lot sassier.

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These Tees Broke the Internet (Almost)

Best Seller 1
Step on a Lego Tee

Wish someone the ultimate playful misfortune—sarcasm.

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Best Seller 2
Questionable Plans Tee

For those who need chaos with a wink.

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Best Seller 3
Sassy Cat Tee

For the fashionable feline who’s tired of your sh*t.

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Nerd Alert Tee

Geek out in style.

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Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Clothes:

  • Premium cotton that hugs you just right
  • Prints tougher than your Monday mood
  • Shipping faster than you can say "add to cart"
  • Money-back guarantee (but you won’t need it, duh)

Real People, Real Sass.

"Literally the only shirt I want to wear now. 10/10 sass."

– Alex P.

"Got three, my friends want them all. Insta flex achieved."

– Jamie L.

"Comfy, funny, and my mom even laughed. Will buy again!"

– Taylor R.

Caught Wearing Us in Public (And Loving It)

Your selfies + our tees = a match made in meme heaven.

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We’re Just Here to Make You LOL (and Look Good Doing It)

Born from too much coffee, bad puns, and a serious passion for comfy t-shirts.
Our mission: Make you laugh, make you comfy, and maybe make your mom roll her eyes.

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