For devs, students, and anyone who’s ever opened a to-do list and immediately closed it.
This shirt is the perfect error message for your life. You’ve checked the system, refreshed your brain, even restarted yourself with coffee—and yet… still nothing.
It’s not burnout. It’s just your default setting.
Wear it to class, work, or any place that expects you to be productive. Let people know you're trying (barely), but at least your sarcasm is functioning flawlessly.
✅ Cotton so soft, you might accidentally nap in it
✅ Pairs well with existential dread and Wi-Fi
✅ Productivity sold separately
- Grammage: 180 g/m² (White: 170 g/m²)
- Material: 100% cotton (jersey) (exception Ash: 99% cotton / 1% viscose; Sport Grey: 85% cotton / 15% polyester)
- All heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Cut: Regular (normal fit)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder neck tape
- Double stitching on sleeves and waistband