Shhh... Almost human.

Shhh... Almost human.

Price: 16.99€

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☕ Shhh... Almost Human – Mug For when caffeine is the only thing keeping you from biting people. Not a morning person? Neither are we. This mug says what your face already screams at 8 AM: “Approach at your own risk.” Perfect for sipping coffee, tea, or your third nervous breakdown of the day, this ceramic lifesaver makes it crystal clear that you’re not quite ready to engage with the human race — and probably won’t be before noon. ✅ Holds liquid (and attitude) ✅ Dishwasher & microwave safe (unlike your sanity) ✅ Makes coworkers think twice before speaking to you Buy one for yourself. Or for that one friend who’s basically a cryptid before coffee.

  • Oberfläche: glänzend
  • Farbe: Hochweiß
  • Höhe: 96 mm
  • Durchmesser: Ø 80 mm
  • Fassungsvermögen: ca. 330 ml
  • C-förmiger Henkel
  • Fotodruck von höchster Qualität
  • Spülmaschinengeeignet und industriespülmaschinenbeständig
  • Mikrowellenbeständig nach BS EN 15284:2007

Surface: Glossy Color: High white Height: 96 mm Diameter: Ø 80 mm Capacity: approx. 330 ml C-shaped handle Dishwasher safe and industrial dishwasher resistant Microwave safe according to BS EN 15284:2007

Available colors: White glossy