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Shipping & Returns: A Not-So-Epic Adventure

The Magical Mystery Tour of Your Package

Welcome to the thrilling saga of how your precious t-shirt embarks on its international journey! Spoiler alert: it's less "Fast & Furious" and more "Slow & Occasionally Curious."

Meet Asendia: The Middle Child of Shipping Companies

Born in 2012 from the beautiful union of French La Poste and Swiss Post (yes, a shipping company love story - try not to cry), Asendia is like that friend who knows a guy who knows a guy. They don't actually own trucks or planes or anything useful like that - they just know people who do!

Unlike DHL, UPS, or other shipping companies that have, you know, their own vehicles, Asendia prefers the "pass the parcel" approach to global delivery. It's like a worldwide game of hot potato, but with your new t-shirt!

The Journey of Your BluntTee

Here's how the magic happens:

  1. We lovingly bundle your shirt with others (they need friends for the journey)
  2. We send this bundle to Asendia's German logistics center (aka "The Void")
  3. Your package spends a day being sorted, contemplating existence, and making new package friends
  4. Eventually, your shirt gets introduced to yet ANOTHER shipping company in your country
  5. This new company, after a sufficient period of confusion, delivers your shirt!

Delivery times range from "surprisingly quick" to "did they send this by carrier pigeon?"

Returns: Because Sometimes Relationships Just Don't Work Out

It's not you, it's the shirt. Or maybe it is you. Either way, we get it - sometimes things don't fit, both literally and metaphorically.

How to Break Up with Your BluntTee:

  1. Email us at info@blunttee.com with your order number RETURNS write in the object and a sob story (the sadder, the better)
  2. We'll send you a return label faster than you can say "this shirt makes me look like a potato"
  3. Package your unwanted item(s) - please don't cry on them, tears void the warranty
  4. Drop off your return at any post office and wave goodbye dramatically
  5. Once we receive your return (anywhere from 3 days to the heat death of the universe), we'll process your refund
Important Note: If you've worn the shirt while skydiving, wrestling alligators, or attending a spaghetti-eating contest, we reserve the right to question your life choices as well as deny your return.