Terms of Service – The Fine Print (But Funnier)

Welcome to BluntTee. By shopping with us, you agree to the following terms. Don’t worry, we kept the legalese to a minimum (and the sarcasm to a maximum).

• 1. Eligibility: You must be old enough to use the internet unsupervised. If you’re not, ask your mom first.
• 2. Orders: Place an order, pay for it, and we’ll send you awesome stuff. No magic spells required.
• 3. Payment: We accept major credit cards, not Monopoly money. All payments are processed securely (even our jokes aren’t that secure).
• 4. Shipping: We ship worldwide, as long as your mailman is brave enough. Delivery times may vary depending on your location, the weather, and the alignment of the stars.
• 5. Returns: Not happy? You can return unworn items within 30 days. If you laughed too hard and spilled coffee on your tee, that’s on you.
• 6. Intellectual Property: Our designs, logos, and puns are ours. Please don’t steal them (karma’s a thing).
• 7. Behavior: Don’t use our site for evil. Shopping for gifts is fine. Hacking our site to make your ex jealous? Not cool.
• 8. Liability: We’re not responsible if your shirt makes you too popular, causes excessive laughter, or leads to spontaneous dance parties.
• 9. Changes: We can update these terms whenever we want (but we’ll try to keep it interesting).
• 10. Questions? Email us at support@blunttee.com (bonus points for funny subject lines).

By using our site, you agree to these terms. If you don’t, you’re probably in the wrong place (try “SeriousTee” instead).